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Reading In-Progress: Bram Stoker's Dracula

  • Nov. 24th, 2009 at 2:09 AM
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Dracula is something I've wanted to read for a long time. I read Frankenstein a few years ago - the version gorgeously illustrated with horror artist Bernie Wrightson's creepy renderings - and really enjoyed it. Continuing the theme, this version I've picked up has wonderfully malevolent artwork by Jae Lee.

I'm only one-third into it thus far, but I've been fascinated to see my evolving reaction to the writing style. It's been a while since I've read any sort of epistolary novel, and I'm reminded that it's a format that must be incredibly hard to do well. While the presentation of letters, diary entries and newspaper articles does convey a layering sense of verisimilitude, it's also readily apparent that there are a number of real limitations imposed by such a form. First and foremost, every installment necessarily requires that the action or development be followed by some amount of "down time" in which the character in question could ostensibly put all to paper. This seemingly precludes extended periods of action, which could be why I've heard several people (both friends and professionals) describe the novel as "boring".

Personally, I couldn't disagree more. Yes, there's a paucity of "action" or "monster" scenes, but that's as should be in a horror story; our fears, our dread, play more on what isn't there than what is.

I will admit, though, it takes time to get a hang of. The first five chapters detail Jonathan Harker's journey to Dracula's castle, the gradual realization of his imprisonment, and the icy terror that results. And just as this opening gambit reaches its harrowing climax ... we change scenes to Mina and her friend Lucy, back in England, idling their summer away by the sea. Once more, it takes several chapters before the darker elements start to creep in ... and when they do? We're suddenly treated to a dry, passionless newspaper article about a Russian ship that ran ashore one rainy night.

Each time the novel suddenly changed tacks, I - like many, I suspect - found myself frustrated. Until finally I began to intuit such a reaction was deliberate, intentionally unsettling the reader each time. The pace of the novel is very patient, slowly setting up its participants and then using them to slowly circle in on the plot, bit by bit ... and it's not surprising that this approach might be too measured or frustrating for some. Myself? I'm really enjoying it.

But the actual reading is, still, slower going than I'd expected. And why?

Because, like any good horror story ... it really needs to be experienced only at night.

Journals & Writing

  • Nov. 9th, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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The stereotype for a blog (and specifically a LiveJournal) is the post that shows up every 8-10 months, lamenting that they haven't written in ages and oh how embarrassing that is. And then nothing else for another 8-10 months.

As I do not enjoy being a stereotype, I made sure to get a couple of actual entries in before committing the sin of writing about writing. (Insert snark here.)



It is something strange. I wrote in my old journal from 2001-2007, then retired it shortly after I moved to London. I then created a mostly-private journal that I only opened to a very select few after a couple of months. I've been debating opening up parts of it for some time now - if nothing else, it fairly well documented large parts of the experience I had there - but what was most impressive, to me, was the diligence with which I wrote.

I started writing in it on November 14, and then continued writing in it. Every day. Every damn day! Well, this isn't strictly true; there are days I would miss writing in it, due either to procrastination or a hectic schedule ... but I would then make sure to write about two things the next day, and back-date one of them to the day before. My journal had a calendar in its sidebar, as many LJs do, and I really enjoyed seeing every single day ticked off. Once I missed 5 days in a row, and I had to spend an entire day writing. That was both draining and really friggin' cool.

I originally intended to do it for one month. Just to see if I could. Just to see what that whole "Write every day" thing felt like. (Answer: It felt like work. Hard as hell, but commensurately satisfying.) But from November 14 through March 13, I missed only three days in January. And that was it.

The past year and a half that I've been back in Chicago has been a surprise in many ways: some enjoyable, some less. The extent to which I became involved in theatre this past year represented portions of both; while I've enjoyed taking part in nearly a dozen productions, both large and small, it took up so much of my time that I had little - or, for long stretches, no - time for anyone or anything else. And, along with close friends, the biggest casualty was writing.

Having had time to myself again for the past few months, I have continued to feel the itch, and hope to be able to scratch it, regularly, in a way that I can once again be proud of. It's something I still have to figure out the right balance for: Not only do I now have less time in my life in general, but time spent journalling about current thoughts or experiences takes away time available for fiction, and other writing projects. Not to mention, oh, the desire to properly maintain relationships and the barest semblance of a social life. (And I'd sure love to get back to drawing at some point....)

Fortunately, I'm meeting more and more writers, which helps to inspire. From playwrights to bloggers to several friends who are actively participating in this year's NaNoWriMo, I'm seeing more people put their damn words together in a way that impresses and uplifts me. I still don't know what my writing space will look like, as I start to wade back into it - but I'm hopeful, and eager to see.



But one favor I have to ask: If it's another 8-10 months until I write something? Please, someone, kick me in the head.

New Friends and New TV

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 10:19 AM
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Regarding my last entry, Ryvre said it made her brain explode because it drives her nuts when people say there's no good television being made any more - when the medium is vastly superior to where it was at, say, 10-15 years ago. I agree, actually, and clarified that I wasn't saying that; what I meant to get across was that in the last year or two I hadn't heard anybody rave about television shows with a fervor that made me think: "WOW! I have GOT to check that out!"

Which is why it was such a pleasant surprise to receive that very thing - in spades - the following night.



On Thursday evening, while at Ian and Rae's place, I was asked how I knew them. And I paused for a moment, and realized the chain of events, and had to laugh.

A couple of months ago, Kyle - whom I first met as the outrageous Freddy Mercury in The David Bowie Christmas Special 1977 (the remount of which starts next weekend!) - was holding a birthday party at The Spot. There was enjoyable dancing to terrible music; it was great to see the cast of The Living Canvas again, a cast which had instantly bonded like none any of us had ever seen before; and I met new people, including a coworker of Kyle's, Ridgely. Ridgely, in that first meeting, spoke with impressive geekery about anthropology, LARPing, and writing. Clearly, I thought, she's one of My Kind of People.

And yet when I received an invite to a housewarming party from Ridgely and her boyfriend Robert for their new place ... I wavered. Not that many years ago, the idea of going to a party where I knew virtually no one sounded like the very definition of terror. My experiences in London largely changed that ... but such a thing never completely disappears, not entirely, and the idea made me nervous. Up to the night in question, I still questioned if I would go.

Until I realized that I hadn't actually put myself in that kind of situation for a long time. In London, I'd had to meet new people fairly often, and quickly shocked myself by finding that I ... enjoyed it! Since I'd been back, I'd not been made to face that challenge nearly as much.

So I went. And had a great fucking time! Ridgely and Robert are warm and friendly - and this party where I'd been nervous of not connecting, where I'd worried about having common interests with which to connect with people, turned out to be populated with awesome geekery of all levels. Gaming geeks. LARPing geeks. Computer geeks. Bollywood geeks. Writing geeks. I ended up staying much later than I'd expected, simply because there was never a time in which I was not having a blast!

Yay! I smiled broadly as I drove home. New friends!

So when Ian and Rae, whom I'd met at the party, sent out Facebook invites about beginning weekly game & movie nights at their place, I was quick to join in.  Yes, please!

Reconstructing all this, as I say, made me laugh. "How do I know them? Well, Kyle threw a party and I met Ridgely. Ridgely threw a party and I met Ian and Rae. They threw a party and I met you. Now you have to throw a party and ..."



Anyway.  Before we put on V for Vendetta - it was the Fifth of November, after all - I saw that Fringe was currently on the television. And I asked Ian about it, relating my lament from the previous night about not having heard anyone rave about it, or any show of the last year or two, to any degree that actually excited me.

Well, it turns out Ian's good at that. Really good.

First of all, he tells me about Fringe. For the first time, someone is raving to me about it in terms of over-the-top excitement. It's not just "pretty good", it's not just "fun": It's Awesome. But okay, I ask: What's it really about, apart from the X-Files-ish "investigating fringe science" thing?

What a minute. WHAT?! It's about parallel universes? And nobody told me?!??

Well, shit. That's exactly what I'd been wanting to hear this past year. Give me another!

And he did. He told me about Charlie Jade, a short-lived series from South Africa based around the idea of parallel universes to an impressive degree, and with a fascinating premise. He talked about The Lost Room, a miniseries starring Peter Krause, where something unknown happened to the room in question ... and imbued each and every object that had been inside it with strange and seemingly random powers. He told me about a Frankenstein pilot that never got picked up for series, set in modern-day New Orleans, in which the doctor creates not one creature but several, all of whom have been living their own lives in society. (Checking its wiki page, I see that this was an idea from Dean Koontz that he then wrote into a trilogy of books. Also - WHOA, it starred Parker Posey AND Adam Goldberg?! I love both of those people!)

It was pretty amazing, really. After writing, only the previous night, about how I hadn't been hearing rave reviews about new television, I then got a SLEW of new recommendations, all of which I'm eager to check out.  I'd either been talking to the wrong people, or asking the wrong questions.

And so I open the question to you:

What amazing television have YOU discovered in the past year or two that impressed the hell out of you, and you think I should watch?

It may be a while till I can get to 'em ... but rave about it with enough passion, and I'll surely want to give it a try.

Television as Art: The Steepening Line

  • Nov. 5th, 2009 at 1:40 AM
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This past Spring - I'd guess March or April, looking back at the calendar - I was going to write a journal entry titled "The Continuing Lessons of Time". I never did, of course, precisely because of those selfsame lessons; i.e., when you're so overcommitted and so overextended that you've lost all your free time for a significant and lasting period, Time becomes all that more precious, and you'll look in places you didn't used to for even an extra 20 minutes to yourself.

This occurred to me again today, when I was adding my gripes to [info]telaryn's re: Joss's generally disappointing Dollhouse. In short: The first half of Season 1 was terrible, the second half was surprisingly solid, and I'll watch the second season when it's over. Which will be when the show is cancelled. Because the ratings being what they are, and Fox being what it is, of course it will be.

And this is why I don't pick up new shows. For the past few years my policy had been to not pick up any new shows until after they're renewed for a second season. Partly because I was tired of my hopes being dashed when a new favorite got canned - Firefly being the most potent example. And partly because first seasons are almost always shaky, and sometimes they need that first dozen episodes to figure out what works and what doesn't (Veronica Mars, Buffy). While other times the show will have done several things right and has fantastic potential, but I realize - after giving it the benefit of the doubt for way too long - that the showrunners are Dumb in far too many ways, and the show will never achieve even the slightest bit of greatness it could have had in other hands (Smallville).

Because what it comes down to is this: I hate wasting my time on mediocre art.

In small doses it can be instructive: There are numerous occasions I've come out of a play frustrated and angry, at the writing or execution - but in thinking about how it fell flat or confounded or bored me, I learn more in the lessons of effective storytelling; what works and what doesn't, and WHY. But on an ongoing basis, as with a TV show or comic? I just can't do it. Simply put, I've better things to do with my time.

What I'm discovering this means is that my threshold for acceptable quality in serialized fiction is getting tighter and stricter with every passing year. It used to be that if a show had a couple of elements that I found even passably interesting, I'd stick with it - even if the rest were mediocre beyond belief. (What else could account for my watching ER for ten years?) But today? I look at a lot of the shows coming out - shows that friends of mine are watching, and presumably enjoying - and they don't interest me enough. I think about watching it for 20 hours out of a year, and ... it's not enough to pull me in.

  • Flashforward sounds like it has an interesting starting point. Moreover, it sounds like the kind of genre I most enjoy: One single fantastical element as a starting point, but otherwise real-world and character-driven. But the premise does sound limiting, in the snarky "What do they do in the other two-dozen episodes?" sort of way.
  • Fringe sounded ... well, frankly it sounded to me (and everyone else) like a blatant X-Files ripoff. Which, the way that show oozed its way out the door, is not a great memory to evoke. I kept saying maybe I'd watch it, because I've watched everything J.J. Abrams has done and enjoyed it all ... but again, I just couldn't find the desire.
  • And just the other day my sister Kari asked if I was planning to watch the new V. I joked that I first wanted to watch the original miniseries, since when it first aired my parents wouldn't let me stay up past my bedtime to watch it and a part of me was still mad at them for it. But in all honesty, I look at the new show and, well...
Don't get me wrong: There are still things I've not yet watched, and want to. I feel I've heard enough about True Blood to give that a shot. And I've yet to hear anything less than an absolutely stellar review of The Wire.

I do believe that serialized fiction can become incredible works of art when done well, and there are shows I've watched in the past decade that demonstrate this powerfully. That show me something I've never seen before, and move me emotionally - whether that's excitement and mystery (Lost), fear and dread (Jekyll), laughter and astonishment (Spaced), or love and loss and wonder and hope (far too many to count, though JMS and Joss get heavy nods). But it seems that more and more, the shows that are coming out don't inspire enough confidence for me to actually watch even the first episode. For me to give up enough of my time to see if they're actually worth the time they take up. Is this because I'm becoming a progressively more discerning viewer? Or that the shows that have been coming out are actually that much less? (Or, quite possibly, both?)

I still do love television as a medium, and look forward to the next time a show knocks my jaw to the floor and leaves me speechless and shocked from its brilliance. It will happen again; I know it.

But I must admit, it's a far cry going from someone who loved television so much he had TiVo for 8 years - to someone who doesn't even have cable.

Visiting London: A Personal Guide

  • Oct. 23rd, 2009 at 4:12 PM
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So, yesterday Peter left for London, where he'll be for the next two weeks. As he's not visited before, he asked for recommendations on where he should go and what he should see.

Well, sure. Why not ask me to talk about one of my favorite things ever? :)

Below is an edited version of the e-mail I sent him earlier this morning. I meant to mail him before he left town, but the below took that long to write...!






Okay, first thing you're going to want to do is buy yourself a Mini A-Z. It only costs a few pounds, it has all the streets for Zones 1 & 2 in it, and it's small enough to fit in your pocket. I bought mine a week or two after I got to London, and carried it with me EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's indispensable; I can't stress that enough. (You can find one pretty easily; if you need to ask for it, remember that they pronounce the "Z" as "Zed" instead of "Zee".) And this e-mail will assume that you have one. :)

Once you have that and an Oyster Card, you'll be able to travel around London as easily as you like. Don't be afraid to wander and get lost; not only will you have the A-Z, but all bus stops have maps on them as well. If you don't have a rigorous schedule you have to keep to, it's really fun to set off for an intended destination, but not really planning your route beforehand. If I wanted to go east, I'd get on a bus going east ... and then if the bus turned north instead, I'd get off and hop on another one. It was a fun way to travel. (But again, requires that you're pretty easygoing about your schedule.)

If you are someone that wants to plan his travels pretty rigorously, on the other hand, the TFL's Journey Planner is pretty handy.

Also, especially when you're in Central London, there will usually be signposts pointing out the nearby attractions, so take notice of those.




First off: PLACES YOU SHOULD VISIT!


There's a lot that's touristy in Central London (as you'd expect), but there's a lot that's really fun too. Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square, and Covent Garden are all pretty close to each other, with Oxford Circus not far off; exploring from one of these to the next to the next gives you a pretty good feel for the energy of Central. Often high-powered, but very fun, with lots to see and browse.

Also very close to this area is Forbidden Planet (179 Shaftesbury Ave), which you HAVE to visit. It's the largest comic store I think I've ever seen, with not just comics but rooms full of games, toys, books, DVDs, and so much more. The sheer scale of the place is jaw-dropping.


You'll also want to check out the South Bank, a collection of great sites on the (duh) south bank of the Thames. Take the tube to Westminster (off the Circle / District / Northern lines), then cross Westminster Bridge to the east. If you immediately take a left after getting to the opposite bank, you will pass, in short order: The London Aquarium, The London Eye (pretty cool for an enormously high view, if a bit pricey), Jubilee Gardens, the Royal Festival Hall, and the National Film Theatre (check their website to see if there's anything playing that you want to catch; in addition to regular showings of new & old acclaimed movies, they also have special events that are well worth attending). After you pass Blackfriars Bridge and have come upon Millennium Bridge, you will be in front of (behind?) the Tate Modern - and just past that is Shakespeare's Globe. The Globe's theatre season is over, this late in the year, but you can still get a tour.


And something you should not miss is Brick Lane. As the home of the city's sizable Bangladeshi population, situated in the heart of the East End, the area has a compelling style unique to the city. Find your way to the Aldgate East tube stop (off the District and Hammersmith/City lines), then walk east a couple blocks until you hit Brick Lane, and head north. On Sundays the Brick Lane Market operates from 8am to 2pm; this would be your best time to visit, if you can, as the abundance and variety of items being sold in open-air market stalls all along the lane are fantastic. (And Rough Trade is a great music shop just off the lane - check here to see where it's at.)


Finally, if you have a day free, this is a fantastic day trip to Greenwich that my landlord suggested while I was living there, and I highly recommend it:

Take the tube to the Tower of London. Take a tour, if you like. From there, take the Docklands Light Rail (called the DLR) - don't worry, it also takes Oyster Card - to the financial district of Canary Wharf, located on the Isle of Dogs. Then head south, on foot or bus - I walked, and so found myself happy to stumble upon Mudchute Farm, with loads of animals you can view and visit - until you reach the Island Gardens on the north bank of the Thames.

At this point you can take an underground walkway that actually goes underneath the Thames itself (!), and when you emerge you'll find yourself in Greenwich. Follow the signposts to Greenwich Park, and you should soon come upon a rather huge hill. Climbing the hill will take you to the Royal Observatory, which has one of the most amazing views of London that you will ever see. In fact, this is the scene that you saw on my desktop the other night: Looking north from the top of the hill, towards the National Maritime Museum and Queen's House at the bottom, with the skyscrapers of Canary Wharf further past, and London City visible far off to the northwest.




THINGS YOU SHOULD DO!


Unbelievably, THIS VERY WEEKEND is the London Expo 2009, a mini-convention of comics, sci-fi, anime, games, and everything else a genre geek might dig. It may not be anywhere as big as other conventions you've been to - but it's a London con! Go check it out! :) (I'd been living there for less than two months when I attended as a volunteer; ended up taking care of the cast of The 4400.) You'll need to take the DLR again (it's a treat to sit at the very front, if you can), and get off at the Custom House stop. And follow the crowd.

If you're free on the evening of 10/28 (W) or 10/29 (Th), you should try to go to one of these:
http://www.fandmpublications.co.uk/pages/pennydreadfulevents.htm
I went on a couple of "Tours of Haunted London" put on by these folk, and they were fantastic; not hokey in the least, and incredibly fascinating stories. If Chris Roberts is there flogging the latest issues of One Eye Grey, could you pick up issues #5-7 for me? :)

Finally, if you've not picked up a copy of TimeOut London upon arrival, do so. (New issue on the stands every Thursday.) You can also visit their website, of course. In either case, make sure to check out the music listings to see if anybody you're a fan of is playing in town while you're there. I went to MANY live shows while living overseas, and is to me one of the other highlights of the London experience.




STUFF YOU SHOULD EAT!


If you ever see waffles being sold, BUY ONE. (My favorite is the waffle cart behind the Finsbury Park tube stop, but there are vendors all over.) They offer to put various things on top (ice cream, chocolate syrup, fruit, etc), but it's really best to just take it plain. Trust me: They're not like the waffles you're used to; these are SWEET, with a sugary coating, and are to DIE for.

I miss my waffle cart! :D

Pasties and sausage rolls are also foodstuffs that are maybe not the healthiest for you, but are absolutely delicious. Ubiquitous franchises are Greggs, and the West Cornwall Pasty Company. Take a look at their logos if you want to keep an eye out.

I love a scotch egg to bits; you might find one in a random off-license (ie, convenience store). Also while in an off-license, pick up a can of Old Jamaica Ginger Beer for approx 50p. Not alcoholic; it's like ginger ale, except the ginger is so strong it will BURN YOUR DAMN THROAT OFF. (In a good way.)

I know everybody knocks British Food as horrible, bland, and flavorless. I say all those people ARE FREAKIN' NUTS!





And ... I think that's all I've got for now. If you've got questions about any of these, let me know!


Take a billion pictures and have a great time. :)

Review: Death by Chocolate: Redux

  • Mar. 27th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
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Death by Chocolate: Redux is a bizarre collection of short stories. See, one day this guy was visiting an unusual chocolate factory when he fell into the vat ... and emerged as a man composed entirely of chocolate. And who can turn anything else into chocolate with a wave of his hands. Now he works as FBI Agent Swete with his partner Anderson ... for the FBI's Food Crimes Division.

Seriously.

It's an interesting read. On the one hand, it's definitely an early work in the career of someone who might become very talented someday; his art has an early, amateurish look to it - but the visual storytelling is near-faultless, and he eschews the experimental page layouts that most beginning artists unwisely attempt in favor of a (usually) nine-panel grid approach.

At the same time, his writing could use some work; one of the last stories in the collection starts in media res, then flashes back to the beginning of the tale, during which Swete & Anderson travel back in time, and then hear ANOTHER story told in flashback that lasts a dozen pages. This overly convoluted narrative structure is pretty much exactly what every book on writing tells you NOT to do. And yet this very story involves not only time travel, but a talking dog from an alternate-Earth full of talking dogs, who comes to our world and eventually sets off to find his favorite author - Ernest Hemingway - to teach him (the dog) how to write. Other stories involve government-funded all-consuming zombie-like beings called the Metabolators (the ultimate clean-up crew), and the secret of immortality cooked into a dish of spaghetti: The Eternity Pasta. With ideas as far-out as those, I'll give a LOT of leeway to a writer/artist who may still be perfecting his craft!

Death by Chocolate: Redux may not be the most polished graphic novel you'll ever read, but it makes up for its shortcomings by being an entertainingly offbeat experience.

Watchmen. Finally. For Reals.

  • Mar. 12th, 2009 at 1:07 AM
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So. I finally read this book. At least 12 years after I really should have.

I liked it a lot, and it's easy to see why it's almost universally praised as the best graphic novel of all time. Despite having an almost cripplingly-large cast of characters (for at least the first third, you're still spending time learning names and relationships), Alan Moore absolutely instills each of them with actual character. More to the point, it's the best kind of "from the inside out" writing, where each distinct character just happens to also be a superhero - rather than the typical group of superheroes, who also have the occasional accents or personality tics.

And the art from the pen of Dave Gibbons is not to be undersold; truly, he's a huge part of the success of this work. Not necessarily for the illustrations themselves - though they are clean, and visceral, and appealing, and direct - but more for his absolute and subtle mastery of page layout, an art far too often overlooked. He uses Steve Ditko's nine-panel grid as the basis for every page, serving to give the very form of the novel a rhythm and familiarity so necessary to the story being told - and which is upended to great effect in the opening pages of the final chapter.

But it must be said that while I greatly enjoyed the book ... I wasn't completely blown away. And part of this is surely due to coming to the book as late as I have. While most of the techniques on show here weren't used widely (or at all) when first published in 1986, the next generation of comic writers were eager to learn - and so what techniques were groundbreaking twenty odd years ago have been long incorporated since (at least, by those few comics authors who take real care to craft their art). Granted, even then it's rarely implemented as well as done here.

And it shares a frustration that I have with much of Moore's work, as well as Grant Morrison's, which can be summed up as: perhaps too much "head", not enough "heart". This is a story that may impress you, may wow you, may stun you and may shock you. But there's not a lot of emotional resonance. This is not generally a story that will move you to tears, of anguish or of joy. (The final book of Preacher did both, in quick succession.) Of course, with a book told as densely as this, as brilliantly as this, and as subtly as this, quibbling "too much head, not enough heart" is perhaps akin to complaining that the sunniest day isn't actually a plate of brownies.

Because there is so much going on in this book, just at a first read ... and it's so, so, SO obvious that there is so much more to be found upon reread after reread after reread. Having only just finished it, with a few days to process first impressions, I still have yet to do much digging into reviews, and discussions, and dissections, and explorations. Online annotations and independent research. Looking further beneath the surface, and further still, to see what exists under the deepest parts of this richly-layered work.

And in the end, perhaps that's the most salient thing. Most of the books we read - even ones we nearly love - don't call us back time and time again. But that strange novel that's so densely packed that you're already looking forward to what you pick up on next time round? That's a rare find indeed.

Chair Vigilante

  • Jan. 14th, 2009 at 8:04 PM
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Look, the thing about living in a city is that we're ALL living in the city. Sometimes there ain't enough to go around, and you deal with it in a mature and acceptable manner. If you can't, get out of the freaking city.

Because it's snowed again, and if the forecast is to be believed, it will snow a LOT.

So it's annoying when I come home, see a parking space in front of my apartment ... and can't use it because some Absolute Cock has put a couple of chairs in the space.

That, good sir, is BULLSHIT.

The first time I heard about such a practice, I was stunned. Do people actually DO that? Are people actually that selfish? Did their mothers never teach them about sharing?

But they do. And, in my neighborhood at least, a LOT. Is this just another example of the typical lazy, cocky American? The "My shit is more important than anyone else's" attitude?

I'm not talking about reserved parking. I'm not talking about driveways. This is just regular, residential street parking. It does not belong to anyone. It belongs to EVERYONE. Sometimes you'll get home and there'll be a spot in front of your house. Sometimes you'll have to park several blocks away. Those are the same chances EVERYONE has, and it's the only fair way to do things.

So YOU CAN'T SAVE THE SPACE FOREVER AND EVER. It just doesn't work that way. And in the Chicago winter, which is bitterly cold for ALL concerned, it's even more of a dick move.

And I've had it.

The first time this vexed me, some weeks back, I thought about just picking up the chairs and parking there anyway. Saying, in effect: "No, you CAN'T do that." But I would like to return to a car that is drivable, and not a block of ice. So I myself parked three blocks away.

But when I came back, and passed that spot, I removed the chairs. First scanning my surroundings for approaching cars, shady lurkers, or prowling wolves. Working quickly and leaving an empty space, openly inviting any soul to park.

As it should be.

That first time I just moved the chairs to the curb. But from now on I think I'll move them to the alley. Preferably next to the trash bins. Just to make the lesson clear.

That being:

OTHER PEOPLE LIVE HERE TOO. AND YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO SHARE.



And thus, I become the Chair Vigilante.

In Search of a Greater Space

  • Nov. 13th, 2008 at 2:39 AM
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Wait, what??

Hard drive space has now become so ridiculously inexpensive, that it's possible to buy a 1TB hard drive - that's ONE THOUSAND GIGABYTES - for $100?!?

...

*looks at current hard drives, totalling 120G*

*anticipates a new investment*

Ballot Proof

  • Oct. 29th, 2008 at 2:59 PM
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So, I early-voted today. From the time I walked in till the time I left, took approx 15 minutes. Sweet.

Only odd snag was when they were first checking me in. I gave her my photo ID as I filled out the form, then was surprised when she asked if I was still at Sunnyside. What? No. But it says that I am. And yet I recently re-registered! I then took back my wallet and pulled out the Voter Registration card inside, with my current address listed.

She took the card from me, looked between it and her computer a couple of times, and then figured out what's wrong; based on my photo ID, she'd looked me up in the system as "DONALD ALSAFI", whereas I had recently re-registered as "DON ALSAFI". She then checked me in under the correct name - and from there, the rest of the process, er, proceeded.

Which is fine, but: Er?

Does that mean I actually have TWO entries in their files? And if I wanted to (not that I ever would), I could go to the polling place at my old address and vote there too?

Is it really that easy to defraud the system?

...

No wonder we're so ####ed. :P

Technology Upgrade

  • Oct. 27th, 2008 at 2:16 AM
B&W Duck
In less noteworthy news, my laptop is dead. Fried motherboard, apparently. Part of me is pissed it lasted just over a year. Part of me notes that said year included 1 month of living on a boat on the Pacific, and 8 months dragging it around London. Perhaps to be expected.

Anyway. Looking for a good deal. Want something fairly decent and modern(ish), while still being low-end enough to give me a good price. As a point of comparison, I think this looks pretty okay, and would actually be a slight improvement over my current brick. (My Everex had, I think, 2 40GB drives.)

Any suggestions? Anybody aware of any better deals I should know about?




On an unrelated note, LiveJournal's front page is currently funny.
B&W Duck
So, here's the show I'm running lights & sound for:



It's a damn funny show about supervillains who are really, really, REALLY bad at their jobs. If you've seen NMT shows before, you know that they're always goofy, and a lot of fun.

So come on by! Tix can be bought at the site, or you can just pay at the door.

I've been in a couple of NMT shows before as an actor; this is my first time running tech, and I've gotta say - it's fun. Adrenaline-fueled, task-juggling, terrifying fun, sure ... but hey, I'll take it.

Hope to see you there!

Web Comix Spotlight: The Dexter Dimension

  • Mar. 25th, 2008 at 1:38 PM
B&W Duck

On Saturday I went to the UK Web & Mini Comix Thing 2008 in Mile End. I first read about it in Lying in the Gutters, and a couple days later saw a preview of the event via Londonist. Since I wasn't going to Cumbria for the weekend as originally planned, I decided to check it out.

Finding it was a bit of a challenge. I knew that it was in the "Great Hall" at the Queen Mary, and finding the university itself was easy enough, but locating the actual hall was tougher. I was surprised that there weren't placards or signs or other advertisements out on the sidewalk itself; if you knew what you were looking for, and where it was, you could find it - but I'm sure they got absolutely no "interested passerby" traffic, because no one walking by would have a clue. Unfortunate.


Anyway, I did actually find it, and it was pretty neat. A fairly small room - I'm guessing the "Great"-ness of the Hall is more "Yippee!" than "Godzilla" - with many artists and cartoonists sitting at rows of tables. I wandered up and down the aisles, smiling at the occasional creator, and perusing their wares. Some people smiled and let you do your thing, some were involved in their own affairs and didn't take much notice, and some actively tried to court you. Which I think is a great thing - selling yourself is an active process - but the problem is, of course, I didn't have a lot of cash on me to spare.

(Fortunately, one GREAT idea was that they had put together a squarebound, full-color, UK Web & Mini Comix Thing 2008 anthology. Containing a few pages of work from everyone exhibiting, over 100 pages' worth, and priced at only one pound! In terms of bang-for-the-buck this was pure gold, and it lets you look over the different comics in greater detail at your own later leisure.)


Anyway, the one actual comic I did buy was something called The Dexter Dimension. I was passing this one table - glancing at front covers but nothing beyond - when the guy explicitly invited me to feel free to read something. More out of politeness than anything else, I picked up this comic and flipped through it. It's a collection of one-page gag strips, 4 to a page, and I read through the first 4 or 5 pages. Realizing that almost every single one was really funny, and actually making me laugh, I bought it, and thanked him.

Upon reading the rest later - it's only about 12 pages long - I absolutely loved it, and wish I'd bought the other two mini-collections as well. At the very least, there's a website with a few more Dexter strips - though it looks like they've been scaled back recently, so the artist can concentrate on other strips he's interested in too. (I'm sure Paul can relate.) I'll have to sample those as well.

In the meantime, check out The Dexter Dimension yourself. Hopefully you'll get as big of a laugh as I did.



Plans For The Return

  • Mar. 13th, 2008 at 2:18 PM
B&W Duck
So. I've bought my plane ticket. I'm coming home next month.

I've loved London madly, and still do. But I can't deny I've missed Chicago too.

I'm coming home. And that's damn exciting.

Change of Address

  • Jan. 1st, 2008 at 1:01 AM
B&W Duck
For seven years, I journalled here.

Now I've a new one. Let's see where it goes.